A bloody nerd

okay everyone i found a new nerd. one thats a complete and utter nerd......see its irritating ppl like these that spoil the world we live in. LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL. have fun let loose dun be a ballhead dun be a clown dun be a NERD.

do what you wanna do, say what you wanna say, if you wanna start a revolution do it today. i don't wanna change the world. but im sure as hell not going to let the world change me. so if you think ur so damn like....UP THERE. with ur cute comments and all. i say screw you cuz i ain't gonna be affected by your words. sticks and stones love. i dun give a rats ass what you have to say. or what anyone has to say for that matter. really....u could insult me all day long and i'll just laugh it off. THE GREATEST GIFT YOU'LL EVER LEARN IS NOT TO LOVE BUT LAUGH AT YOURSELF. thats a misquote but i dun really care as well.

and i dun like fat ppl. i mean its alright to be a little plum around the waist. have a little flab here and there...thats fine...but i dun like those....MORBIDLY OBESE ppl. like....its wrong...its just wrong....its bad. its an eyesore...pls do something about all that fat. seriously its bad to look at. plus it takes up 2 seats on the MRT ,its inconvenient.

oh back to where i was supposed to be. SOME GIRLS THINK THEIR SO HOT. seriously...dressing up and putting on make up dun mean u look hot. it means that u might look pretty but i'd just like to see under all that powder really how ghastly u look. i know u can't live with it hence all the make up. because you know under that looks and branded goods u carry . u have nothing. no brains. no personality. no talent. NOTHING. saddens me really. if u have no talent in singing then dun insult other ppl's singing. if u have no brains...dun act like you have one. IF YOU HAVE NO LOOKS....AND U TRY AND HIDE THAT FACT.....then dun talk about my looks. unlike u i was fortunate to be born with it. HAHA! goodness i love the way i talk.

and britney spears....whats her deal? like....how did she win 3 VMA's awards?!?!? like there was one award for best video. and she was up against the likes of panic at the disco!'s "9 in the afternoon". have u seen the video? its dope...okay? its like concept and shit....and its colourful. its nostalgic....great music video. now compare that to britneys "piece of me" like seriously...WHO WANTS A PIECE OF YOUR FAT ASS!?!??! gosh. those britney spears fans....seriously...go kill yourself. i mean...if she just did her thing and not bother anyone or not get IN YOUR FACE....then maybe i wouldn't bother so much about her. but she's so bloody irriating. its like...ppl like her are spoiling the music industry.seriously...like a great singer for example....KT Tunstall. great singer brilliant musician. what award does she get? NON. why? cuz she doesn't have the looks? cuz she doesn't expose herself to the paparrazzi? cuz she dun play the hollywood marriage/divorce game? cuz she dun appear half naked in her music videos? goodness...its a MUSIC video for a reason. if it were for fleshy girls and out of sync music then its PORN. not a music video.

whats wrong with my wardrobe....i always find...1 sock. like...who needs 1 sock? not a pair...just the 1 sock. like did the person(my mother) who put the sock inside ever think :" MAYBE...JUST MAYBE....there will be the day that Norman will need only 1 sock! yeah! like...if he wore only 1 shoe? then he'll only need one sock! makes perfect sense...im going to put the sock in here."
like.....?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! and buses....don't you just love it when u are waiting for the 77 and u are running late...and 3 173 busses just whiz by when u are not planning to board them...and when you do need em...their not there. like...WHAT?!?!?! unbelievable.

i dun believe in luck. i play probability....like...what are the odds that anyone will actually give a shit about this note? 0 to none? so do i play on that probability? honestly i dun believe in probability either i say what wanna say so deal with it. BUT WHAT IF THERE WAS actually 1 SOUL that gave A SLIGHT HINT OF A SHIT. not like the whole shit, half the shit or like droplets of a shit....but maybe just......shavings of shit. yeah shavings of shit. wouldn't it just......be great?!

what would u die for? thats what i wanna know. i figure i would die for some things. although when it actually comes down to the wire and when shit really hits the fan. will i do any of these things? the answer is probably no? but my best bet is that if i keep telling myself i'm willing to die for these things maybe i actually will do it? when the situation arises?! i have no idea what im talking about. but what are u willing to die for really? love? family? friends? principles? pasta? i dunno about anyone who would die for pasta but if they took pasta outta my life i'd might as well be dead so why not die for pasta? makes hell lots of sense to me.

i can't do long distance relationships...i realize...they dun work. its too....far. i like to.....have breakfast with my partner. like if you're on the other side of the world....dun think there'll be much chance to have breakfast. or even lunch. or anything else. plus typing on the keyboard or talking on the phone doesn't quite turn me on. even with the webcam...the delay and lagginess of it is a big turn off. huge. its like bad.

what is a measure of a friend? what? screw a friend in need is a friend indeed bullshit. i tell u what a real friend is. if you can talk about shit. you know he'll stick it up for you when u need it. and im not talking about just any shit. im talking about....shit shit. u know what i mean? if you're comfortable talking about your own shit from your own ass.....then u're probably comfortable talking about anything. and for those of you who are thinking right now......what the hell? talking about shit shit!??!? i dun wanna have that kinda friend.......then let me tell you you haven't lived until u talk about your shit to someone and he/she talks back. wanna know if someone is really comfortable with you? talk about your shit. if they talk back? their cool with you. if they got like....EWWW you're so disgusting....screw them lose em dun wanna see em cuz their nerds. IF YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE TALKING ABOUT UR OWN SHIT THEN I DUN SEE THE POINT IN LIVING. but dun do it too much either like some people do(mathan). its....abit freaky.

think thats about it. oh and one more thing food for thought.

life is like a box of chocolates....you never know what you're gonna get. but what if its a box of ferrero rocher? AAAHHHHHHHHH.....had u stumped haven't i?

Norman The Great

I Get High With a Little Help From My Friends

okay i absolutely cannot stand girls that think their damn pretty. i mean...i dun mind being friends but they think EVERYONE or every guy likes them. i mean...seriously....get a life. and they seriously think their ALL THAT and the SHIT SUPER HOT....u know whatever. seriously speak to the hand titch cuz the more good looking you think you are, the more uglier you become. WOAH NEW ONE NEW PROVERB LISTEN UP

THE MORE GOOD LOOKING YOU THINK YOU ARE, THE UGLIER YOU BECOME.

i liked that one. nice. thanks. And most of the time these GIRLS think they get to do whatever they want. Come late for dates. not pay for anything. this one is the best..... ASK A GUY TO BUY HER DRINKS.

SERIOUSLY! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???!?!?!? I HATE GIRLS WHO ASK GUYS TO BUY THEM DRINKS. ITS LIKE YOU WANT YOUR RIGHTS LIKE MEN HAVE YET YOU WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE SMALL GIRLS. seriously the only person you should be asking to buy you stuff is your daddy. if you're INTO a guy buying you drinks then go date your daddy.

kids stuff.

lemme tell you....the dating scene needs to be fixed seriously. there are too many wussies floating around spoiling the market BUYING GIRLS DRINKS. seriously.....girls think they are all that now. its not about money you know, its about.............SOCIAL EQUILIBRIUM. yes thats it. men and women at this day and age should be treated fairly. a women cannot expect too much from a guy on a date and the men must be considerate enough to shell out abit more money. i mean....sure being a gentlemen you CAN pay for SOME of the things, but the girl should be wise enough to help the guy out as well. give and take. that is love

all you need is love.

and beer


so just when u thought u'd have a new friend she goes to say "im not interested in you" WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!??! DID I EVEN I ASK YOU WHETHER YOU"RE INTERESTED IN ME?!?!?!?!?

bloody hell.

this is a great example of a girl thinking she's damn pretty. i can assure you i will not talk to her ever again until she apologizes.



i tell you if there's anyone i hate its joakim gomez. i haven't spoken to him for forever but lets hope it stays that way.


when people get high their true colours come out. like really. i dun mind the getting high part its just that sometimes what u say when you're sober and what you say or do when you're high is completely different. THAT I CAN'T STAND. quite simply put if you wanna be safe just behave like you're on a perpetual high. that will make it more believable when u DO actually get intoxicated.


old friends are nice to see. love em. i dun care what their doing with their lives now. and i dun care what happened to us before, be it disagreements or whatever. but their nice to see. you don't miss them , but when you see them, its like everything is forgotten and I GET HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS. do you know this beatles song? LOVE IT.

WHAT WOULD U DO IF I SANG OUTTA TUNE WOULD STAND UP AND WALK OUT ON ME? LEND ME UR EAR AND I'LL SING YOU A SONG AND I'LL TRY NOT TO SING OUTTA KEY.

its a good beer song really.



some people maybe dun want to be seen as idiots, airheads, bimbos etc....but maybe its just their face that makes them look damn dumb. HAHAHAHAA they MAY NOT BE dumb. but they sure look like they can't tell india from indonesia.example:my sister.

another good example is....estelle. i tell you girl sometimes i just look at you and wonder if you actually know anything. HAHA

weiying:airhead. HAHAHAHAHA she's going to kill me for this one




oh and lastly. why do girls wanna pinch guys nipples? what does it stimulate you? cuz it sure as hell doesn't arouse me. and whats the logic in pinching the nipples? see if you hit me,for example, i could hit you back. BUT IF YOU PINCH MY NIPPLES RIGHT....... u see you dun want us to pinch yours back. whats the fun in that? its not fair. its not a fair game. its meant for guys to play with each other. so....DUN PINCH MY NIPPLES



okay thats about it. haha just wanted to get some things off my chest. if anyone feels offended about anything i just said. and you feel like "wait is he talking about me?" then dun worry............

BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL AM TALKING ABOUT YOU!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(evil laughter)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Nerd Culture

okay....i realized that i haven't been blogging for almost an eternity. time to type the thoughts.

nerds. everywhere u turn u see a nerd. there's no escaping them. nerds , geeks weirdos and retards. as much as i'd like to admit it. everyone has a inner nerd. everyone ...me included.

Baby nerd


drunked nerds


Ultimate Nerds


idea is...there's an inner nerd in all of us. What i love the most is to realize everyone's inner nerd and making fun of it. its always good to laugh at people. its better to laugh at yourself

today while i was testing someone about capitols of countries and she told me that she knew whats the capital of amsterdam...... -_-

She mistook Ghengis Khan for Ghandi........that one is forgivable because one is a great mongolian conqueror who believed in violence and the other a diplomatic peace lover who promoted unity. Almost same personalities....easily mistaken.

My sister once told me New york is a country and i laughed and asked her the capital of New york. she answered....washington D.C. Appalling i tell you. And according to her indians are from indonesia because india is in indonesia. its like saying germs originated from germany or russians are always in a rush. nerd i tell you

nerds their everywhere u can't escape them

whats your favourite movie? i dunno but i find girls that say really STUPID movies are such a big turn off for me. I once was talking to this girl in a club and after popping that question she told me "Mr and Mrs Smith". I was SOOOOO turned off.

V for Vendetta, Godfather, Goodfellas, Lucky Number slevin, Se7en, Lock stock and two smoking barrels...some of the best movies of all time.Please....if you go out with me....have a great movie in mind before i pop u the question.

Romance movies...they are spoiling the market for us guys. seriously. Girls tend to believe that they will find their prince charming, their Mr Darcy some day....let me tell you ladies. As much as i hate to dissapoint, there are NO NONE NIL such guys who exist. I mean some might be lucky and find someone CLOSE to their dream guy. But he'll never be the exact thing you were looking for. and he will definetly have a skeleton in the closet. for sure. Of course maybe the closest you'll ever get to a dream guy are guys like me but hey....this is not self advertisement so i shouldn't brag too much.

Wine is good. Beer is better. Beer is always better. Morning beer is good. Afternoon beer better. Night beer best.

Morning beers, afternoon hangovers


music is nostalgic. sometimes. music should be used for every occasion. like...some songs mean a certain something to everyone. like a song that u usd when in a relationship. a song to send a friend away. for the departed, for the present.....a song for every emotion, every story. Enough occasions and it'll make your ipod more moving to listen to.

Jazz.... jazz is what everyone should learn to appreciate. if everyone listened to jazz then the world will be a better place. In new york, like there are jazz bars everywhere. Commercialism has completely wrecked the meaning of music. i can't believe people actually put house music in their ipods. nerds

but most importantly no matter how nerd you are. never be afraid to be that nerd. never. believe in the nerd, it is the one thing in life you must learn.

embrace the inner nerd. bring out the cockanathan in you. FULFILL YOUR GEEKISH DESTINY

VIVA LA NERD!

C'est La Vie

most people. almost all people, live their lives in mediocrity. i have nothing against that. its just that i dun want to be normal. i dun want to be mediocre. i don't have to be famous or insanely rich or whatever. i just want to live knowing i was something and not nothing. if i had only one life i'd want to be something great. its not a dream or a wish, more like a plan. like my future was written in the stars. I AM going to be someone someday. and all the weakminded people in the world can eat their socks when that day comes. Sometimes i wonder why people are so weak. why they behave the way they do, or how they react when emotional. Im not right all the time but least i keep my head where it should be.

vices, everyone has a vice. i believe having a vice is not as bad as not KNOWING you have a vice. some people can be completely delusional about knowing their strengths and weaknesses. I know my vices. i know my strengths. so don't come to me with your holier than though attitude and lecture me about what u think is right or wrong. seriously. screw you. i'm the master of my life, commander of my ship. you want me to do something against my wishes you'd better have a gun to my head.

people say im a christian cuz i go to church. seriously i think religion is higly overated. I dun consider myself a christian at all. i just believe in God. Screw the Nicene creed. i wanna believe what i wanna believe. it doesn't have to be what you believe. so get outta my face with you rules about being a christian because sometimes i suspect your religion is a mere....facade, a face to put on every sunday to get along with other masked people. all of you pretending you're god damned holy but seriously i can see. i can see there's more to your belief than you think there is. God is your comfort zone. you treat him that way. do you really believe in him? i doubt most of you really do. Credit to those who really love their God be it muslim, hindu or christians, whatever, some people really want to worship their God and live god fearing lives. well good for you no objections against that.

I know a family who really seem nice and dandy and all. like the textbook kinda Good god fearing person. but recently they have had gone tough times, with the mother having some fatal diesease. and i just thought, that would really suck wouldn't it? i mean if i spent so much time with God, hoping that he would bless me a little you know? and my wife just gets this brain cancer or shit like that....i mean....that would really suck right? plus she's like....young. what the hell. People like me should die young. people who don't give two cents about their lives. who WISH to die young. but hell...im still here. Bad things happen to good people.

C'est la fucking Vie